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born and raised new yorker working in the music industry. pop culture junkie, travel enthusiast, hobby photographer, eternal cool hunter, all sorts of awesome. can usually be found somewhere between sitting at home and partying hard.

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30 December 11
incredibly stupid questions about paris.

incredibly stupid questions about paris.

29 December 10
saw this on a cab the other day.  loved it. more willy wonka references are needed in our everyday lives.

saw this on a cab the other day.  loved it. more willy wonka references are needed in our everyday lives.

13 November 10
spoiler alert… attention nieces and nephews under 4 years old: this is what you’ll be getting for the holidays this year.

spoiler alert… attention nieces and nephews under 4 years old: this is what you’ll be getting for the holidays this year.

Tags: life funny
21 August 10
discovered at colette in paris: the mixkobook pro business card holder. i wasn’t allowed to take pictures, so this one’s from their site.

discovered at colette in paris: the mixkobook pro business card holder. i wasn’t allowed to take pictures, so this one’s from their site.

4 March 10
i love sandwiches, and i really love cake, so why wouldn’t i want a good friend to buy this cakewich cake mold for themselves, to use to bake cakes for me.  imagine the possibilities for my birthday, you could make me a club sandwich cake…  [via]

i love sandwiches, and i really love cake, so why wouldn’t i want a good friend to buy this cakewich cake mold for themselves, to use to bake cakes for me.  imagine the possibilities for my birthday, you could make me a club sandwich cake…  [via]

Tags: food funny
18 January 10
cupcakes and punk rock (via)

cupcakes and punk rock (via)

Tags: music funny food
26 December 09
just entered the new yorker magazine’s cartoon caption contest.

just entered the new yorker magazine’s cartoon caption contest.

26 October 09
taken at last night’s thursday “full collapse” show at bowery ballroom.  mickey mouse in the pit.

taken at last night’s thursday “full collapse” show at bowery ballroom.  mickey mouse in the pit.

22 September 09

63 signs you may be a pretentious tool

the current issue of details magazine has a feature called “63 signs you may be a pretentious tool,” below are the traits that i’m guilty of.

  • 7. you think about the lighting at restaurants.
  • 11. you want to go to japan - for the shopping [well that’s definitely part of it]
  • 17. your stapler comes from a design store.
  • 18. you invest in vinyl
  • 19. you think zach galifianakis is just so funny.
  • 21. you miss the warmth of 35mm film.
  • 26. you can name an architect who isn’t one of the franks.
  • 27. you’re a facebook fan of a food cart or truck.
  • 29. moleskine.
  • 30. you’ve referred to an event as a gala [in my defense it was called that on the invitation]
  • 33. you know this great little tapas lace.
  • 36. you use periods instead of dashes in phone numbers.
  • 38. you have a thing for typefaces.
  • 44. you photograph your food.
  • 45. your favorite late-night host is craig ferguson.
  • 47. you’ve refrained from buying a book because it had the oprah’s book club insignia on it.
  • 50. you think the only acceptable fast food is in-n-out [i just don’t consider in-n-out fast food, i eat in-n-out, i don’t eat fast food].
  • 52. you “have a guy” at the cheese shop.
  • 60. you frequent a bar without signage [please see my upcoming birthday gala].
  • 62. you have a favorite animated documentary.

okay. they may be onto something here…

17 September 09
i’m the worst jew. i’m going to pole dancing class on saturday when everybody is in temple.
— nicole strober on her plans for the high holy days
15 September 09
i was looking up the lyrics to a song, and i found this comment at the bottom of them. bold statement dude. bold statement.

i was looking up the lyrics to a song, and i found this comment at the bottom of them. bold statement dude. bold statement.

Tags: music funny
13 September 09
coldplay are the american u2.
— my brother.
Tags: funny music
2 September 09
there are just so many things that are so wrong with this mtvnews.com story.

there are just so many things that are so wrong with this mtvnews.com story.

Tags: music funny
5 August 09
i know it’s $3,500, but how can you tell me an automatic pancake making machine isn’t a necessity? [via]

i know it’s $3,500, but how can you tell me an automatic pancake making machine isn’t a necessity? [via]

Tags: food want funny
Themed by Hunson and Elliot. Originally by Josh