63 signs you may be a pretentious tool
the current issue of details magazine has a feature called “63 signs you may be a pretentious tool,” below are the traits that i’m guilty of.
- 7. you think about the lighting at restaurants.
- 11. you want to go to japan - for the shopping [well that’s definitely part of it]
- 17. your stapler comes from a design store.
- 18. you invest in vinyl
- 19. you think zach galifianakis is just so funny.
- 21. you miss the warmth of 35mm film.
- 26. you can name an architect who isn’t one of the franks.
- 27. you’re a facebook fan of a food cart or truck.
- 29. moleskine.
- 30. you’ve referred to an event as a gala [in my defense it was called that on the invitation]
- 33. you know this great little tapas lace.
- 36. you use periods instead of dashes in phone numbers.
- 38. you have a thing for typefaces.
- 44. you photograph your food.
- 45. your favorite late-night host is craig ferguson.
- 47. you’ve refrained from buying a book because it had the oprah’s book club insignia on it.
- 50. you think the only acceptable fast food is in-n-out [i just don’t consider in-n-out fast food, i eat in-n-out, i don’t eat fast food].
- 52. you “have a guy” at the cheese shop.
- 60. you frequent a bar without signage [please see my upcoming birthday gala].
- 62. you have a favorite animated documentary.
okay. they may be onto something here…
